iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis: amon-fire: fuckyourfreckles: rizaoftheowls: derinthemadscientist: stolenpandorica: elisetheawesome: kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever” or ”the crimson horror” are u guys okay Vaginebola Red Tide Warning shark week the red wave i second shark week
linpatootie: veiledsentiments: The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’ so you know
projects at the end of the school year
kharingtons: davestried: when your favorite character survives until the end of the story #this is a feeling unknown to me
amoying: putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
best-of-funny: thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL...
dftbrhi: angelmojo: do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand? for example “36k wip destiel hs au on ao3” I can’t believe I understood all those words
best-of-funny: fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST X
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
plot twist: I'm not horny.
reichenpie: I’m looking for more blogs to follow, so like this if you’re percy jackson supernatural superwholock doctor who sherlock multifandom and I’ll check out your blog :)
wexchester: you can bet your ass that cas is a squinty-eyed fucker in the mornings who steals dean’s favourite plaid shirts and wanders round the place in nothing else except his boxers because he doesn’t see the point of getting dressed if they’re not leaving the house
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
best-of-funny: assiest: life is full of little surprises, for example: ‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’ truly amazing X
basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
whatsgoingon12: riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea .wait
warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
ollymurs: i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
remember when staying up late was actually exciting now its just life
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
captain-kirks-perfect-hair: omgtsn: nugger ...